So this is what makes up my family, we're a pretty mixed bunch of personalities but it seems to work.
The Farmer - my husband and my beloved
MrsB - that's Me!
The Winkles - 'Mate' our firstborn child who is nearly 9 So named because he's my mate. He always gives me a helping hand if I ask him. 'Happy', named because well, she never is LOL. Our High Maintenance second born child and first daughter who has just turned 7. 'Doodlebug' our second born daughter and she's 5 and a half. She is my baby girl. And then there is 'Monkey Nuts' our lucky last child and second son. He's not long turned 2 and is full of life. He is also the daredevil of the family.
Then there is the outlaws.
FIL - great bloke, honest as the day is long. I see him as more of a father to me than my own Deadbeat Dad.
MIL - I have a lot of respect for her. She is Very Proper and Likes Things To Be Done The Right Way. Almost like a Hyacinth Bucket on crack.
SIL - The Farmer's younger sister. Great person I love to bits.
G - SIL's husband. We get on like a house on fire and have a lot in common. He's a Top Bloke.
BIL - The Farmer's younger brother. Bit of a Ra-Ra (rugby type person) who likes to keep up with the Jones' and wont get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. He has an inflated sense of self.
The Madwoman - BIL's wife. She is a numpty who just isn't cut out for this farming life and spends money like no tomorrow. Thinks being a farmers wife makes her an extra on McLeod's Daughters (insert eyerolling emoticon here). Also currently pregnant with The Baby That Will Save Her Marriage.
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